how to live a happy life

Once a group of 500 people were attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each person a balloon. Each person was then asked to write their name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.

The people were then let into that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written on it within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.

At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Then, the speaker asked each person to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.

The speaker then began, “This is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.

Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life…the pursuit of happiness.”

Every Girls Dream..

Every Girls Dream..
1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain.
2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You’re Pressed Against The Wall.
3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World.
4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs.
5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears.
6.Have That Moment Where You Just Gaze Into Each Others Eyes.
7.When You Cry, He Kisses Your Tears Away.
8.When Your Not With Your Guy He’s All That You Can Think About.
9.Wearing His Jacket Or His Sweatshirt And Every time You Breath In His Scent Surrounds You.
10.A Guy Who Will Watch Any Movie With You No Matter How Teary Eyed You May Get.

Laws Of Life

| ♥ Laws Of Life :p ♥ |
1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will
8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last
10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
11) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one

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PRESENT kehtay hn

1 sal ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo fail ho gya ho.

=1 maheeny ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jis ko sara mahena pay na mili ho.

=1 hafty ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo sara hafta hospital mai admt rha ho.

=1 din ki keemat us shaks sy pucho jo sara din bhuka rha ho.

=1 gantay ki keemat us sy pucho jisay ek gntay tk kisi ka intzar krna pary.

=1 mint ki keemat us sy pucho jis ny 1 mint ki wja sy apni train mis kr di ho.

=1 second:
ki keemat us sy pucho jo ek second k farq sy boht bray accidnt sy bcha ho.

Hr ek lamha boht keemti hai.
Hmara kal tareekh bnjata hai.
Hmara anay wala kal hmaray lye chalnge hai,
But
hmara aj hmaray ly ek tohfa ha,
is lye to isay PRESENT kehtay hn:)

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u mean alot to me

u mean alot to me
You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I’m going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody’s Me

How, How could we go wrong
It was so good and now it’s gone
And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross
And what we had isn’t lost
Cause you’re always right here in my thoughts

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody’s Me

You’ll always be in my life
Even if I’m not in your life
Because you’re in my memory
You, when you remember me
And before you set me free
Oh listen please

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody’s Me.

Most hardest funniest

Most hardest, funniest, unforgetable moments in life

~In exam, when ur pen finishes, and still u want to write blunders

~wen ur task is almost finished on computer, n lite goes out

~In a long que, when ur turn comes, respondent says “Times over, sorry”

~Wen u wake up v.late and u have v.short time to go at school/office. N u just wear that shirt, pant n dress that is in washing machine

~Wen ur friend says b4 test, “yara mujhe kuch nai ata” n he got more marks than u

~Wen u have just few coins in ur pocket, and ur friend says, “kyun jigr! phir aj kia khila raha hai?”

~Wen ur friend says, b4 exam time, jigger ye chapter 1 ghantay se kyun parh raha hai, ye tu sir ne churwa dia tha…..

Be thankful that you

Be Thankful,

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire,
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don’t know something
For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations
Because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge
Because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes
They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you’re tired and weary
Because it means you’ve made a difference.

It is easy to be thankful for the good things.
A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also
thankful for the setbacks.

GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they
can become your blessings.

Desire Quotes

Desire Quotes

A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed, praised, beloved, and admired by his fellows is one of the earliest as well as the keenest dispositions discovered in the heart of man.

A person shows what he is by what he does with what he has.

A shot glass of desire is greater than a pitcher of talent.

A strong passion for any object will ensure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.

A strong passion… will insure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

Be as you wish to seem.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it

Desire is the key to motivation, but it’s the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal – a commitment to excellence – that will enable you to attain the success you seek.

Cheeta chars ka soota

Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha k achanak 1 chooha wahan aya aur bola “mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia dekho”

Cheetay ne ak lmha socha phir choohay k sath dorne laga.

Agay ak hathi afeem pi raha tha,chooha phir bola “hathi mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia daikho”

Hathi b sath dorne laga.

Agay shair rizla paper le kr garda tayar kr raha tha,choohay ne usay b wohi kaha. Shair ne rizla side par rakha aur choohay ko 5,6 chapairain karayin. Hathi bola”aray ye to tmhain zindagi ki taraf la raha ha,kiyun maar rahay ho esy?”

Shair bola”aie kutay da putar pichli vari v cocain pee k 3 ghantay menu jungl vich nasanda rya”

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