Da zrra na chpayra shway lambay pa muhabit kshi
zwani mu shwa ashna khawre heray pa muhabit kshi
tapos ka rana wokrray da zrra pa runz akhta yam
pa ta sanga tayray ge woraze shpay pa muhabit kshi
raza pa toko toko kshi da yow bhl na khapa shu
ashna sumra maza kRRi jirgay pa muhabit kshi
?HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO U?

Dil Se Bohat Mubarak Yeh Samaa
Khoobsurat Lag Raha Hai Aaj Yeh Jahaan
Aaj Ke Din Sweekar Karein Meri Badhaiyan
Janamdin Aapka, Poora School Hai Khushnuma!
Happy Birthday!

Wife: U had lunch?

Husbnd : U had lunch?

Wife : Im asking u.

Husbnd : Im asking u.

Wife: U copying me?

Husbnd: U copying me?

Wife: Lets go shopping

Husbnd: I had lunch.

Top Answers Of Teachers If They
Don’t Know The Answers!
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- I Think The Question Is Wrong :p
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- I’ll Tell You Tomorrow :p
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- Don’t Ask Foolish Questions :p
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- You’ll Study This In The Next Class :- ?
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And The Most Famous 1
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- Nice Question, Raise Your Hands
Who Know The Answer For This? (If No
One
Raises)
Then…:p
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It Is An Assigment For You ! :

Dil ki zid ho tum warna !

In ankhon ne boht haseen dekhain hain !

34% of women lie about their weight. 27% lie about their age.

“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein

Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)

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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain

RESULT AA GAYA..
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Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya
Ujaad Sakte Hain..

Magician: “I will now cut this mans wife in half & Show Magic”

Santa : “What kind of magic is this; turning One problem into Two :p :d

Ye tanha Udaas raaten,

mera kamra
ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..!
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Tashreeh:-
Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mout aa rhe ha