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Mst ppl treat d present momnts as if it were an obstacle th8 dey need 2 ovrcum
Since d present moment is LIFE itself, its an insane way 2 live

 

A Quote Which Means a Lot..
.
.
.
.
"Be with SomeOne Who Knows What They Have When They Have You..."
=)

 

Ek kahawat hy.

"kanjos dosto se neend behtar hy"
so GOOD NIGHT. :-)

 

Wherever You Go,
No Matter What The Weather,
Always Bring Your Own Sunshine... (:

G o_O d
/\/\ o R n I n G

Have A Lovely
S U N D A Y (-.=)

 

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN

 

* Funny but fact...

* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti h.. :-)

* Kamiyab Aashiq w0h, jo mehb0ba ko b.v ni Ban'nay Deta.. :-)

* Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin :-)

* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban'na h :-)

* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0.. :-)

* D0st0n zindagi enj0y kro, kal tmhari shadi ho jaegi :-)

 

Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->

 

Patient: doctor aisi medicine dijye k marnay k baad phr se zinda ho jaon

Doctor: Is me mein apki HELP nhe kar skta, U plz Contact



(STAR PLUS) ;->

 

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

" Thaaaaaaa "

Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

Usne kaha: Nai.

Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

Wo B Bola: Nai.

Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai


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1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
gUSy ma school
ja rha tha
raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
Lrka:Nhi
miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)

 
 



 
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