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[How good r U at chemistry???]
Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see
Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' :
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Q - what's the definition of women?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !! :-);-)
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Six Brilliant Doubts:
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?
3. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day??
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Smart Answers
Teachr: r u chew in gum?
Stdnt: no,m john smith:)
Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p
Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?
Son: no,only whn i take exams;)
Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, u'll hav 2 walk aswell:)
Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)<('.')
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....
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Who is the leader of ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because frog is MAINDUCK
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TEST...
Agar aap se kaha jaye k, "chaar zero ek sath" likh k dikhayen, to aap kese likhen ge?
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aisey?
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g nai
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4017 :D
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Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai??
Socho
Nahe pata
Chalo hum batate hain
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"MIANWALI"
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Question:
U r in a boat in de midle of a river.
U hav 2 cigaretes nd hav to light any 1 cigarete.
U dnt hav anythng else wid u in de boat..
How wil u do it?
Ans:
Take 1 cigarete n throw it in de water,
the boat wil become LIGHTER..
using dis LIGHTER u can light de other cigarete.
Another deadly ans
Scroll down a little
u throw a cigarette up nd catch it.
Catches win MATCHES..using de MATCHES dat u win,
u can light the cigarete
If dats nt enough,1more deadly answer
Scroll down
Tak water in ur hand nd drop it drop by drop..
TIP TIP "TIP TIP brsa pani..
Pani ne aag lgai.
Us aag sy hmne cigarete jalai.
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Q. Who is the laziest person in the world ?
A. Who invented the "SNOOZE" option in alarm... ;->
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