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Sir: What do u know about chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)
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What is more useful after it is broken?
An egg
Which is the most shocking city?
Electri-city
Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
Dinner & Lunch
How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan?
None, only babies were born.
If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is?
Time to buy a new clock ;->
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Most Dangerous P.J. ever-
( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful )
Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..?
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"USB";->
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Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.
Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk... :-)
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The answer to d toughest question
ever is here!!
wen do u know U r in LOVE.....
U know U r in LOVE
wen U start looking for the
cheapest mobile plan :p :p :p
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':' WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university':'
-: how to yawn without opening mouth :- how to sleep with eyes open -: how to believe that this lecture will end soon :- how to control our anger for lecturer . . . .
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Question:
Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai
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Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
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Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi thay.
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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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[How good r U at chemistry???]
Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see
Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' :
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