The lettuce was a “head

Q:Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

If You Design A Phone For Human

Dear Samsung,

If You Design A Phone For Human

Why Don’t You Show Some Humanity While Pricing It …

Aur beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal

“Aur beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal?”
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“Bass isi question se bach raha hun, aunty. 8-P

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Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING

“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein

Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)

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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain

Facebook Or Me

My GIRLFRIEND Asked Me ? Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss her.. :P

What is WILLPOWER

What is WILLPOWER ::
It is When you see 30
Notification, 20 grls
Msgs and 10 items
requests?..:o
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And still you Click
?LOGOUT?and?Stu dy??

Amazing interview questions

Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That’s easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.
Why?

Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza

“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne k bad jb 2no riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha:
“Chalo ab baqi baten ghr phnch kr krte hyn” ;

If Harry Potter has magical power

Serious question

If Harry Potter has magical power…

Why the hell he needs to wear glasses?

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Intresting confusions

Intresting confusions;-

1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain?

2. kya fish ko piyaas lagti hai?

3. birds sotay huye tree sy girte kyun nahi?

4. ELFI apni bottle sy kyun nahi chipakti?

5. ‘I LOVE U’ sawal nahi to phir hamesha iska jawab kyun maanga jaata hai?

Do you have any idea???
Rply.. |D <:O ;}

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