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a mans feeling A Man's Feeling :.... . . "It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket .. . . . & its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 194 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1661   best advices for safe life Two Best advices for safe life : . . . 1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is .. . . . . 2. Run immediately after saying it..:)   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 157 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1911   gals have two major problems Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe: 1. Nothing to wear & 2. No place to keep her clothes. . . . . . . . Guys have two major problems with their laptop: 1. Nothing to watch & 2. No space for anything new..!!   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 232 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1704   when my parents are asleep When my parents are asleep Me: "Shh they are sleeping." When I'm asleep Parents:"Lets vacuum the house for 3 hours."   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 121 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 577   prblms an apple can make Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Pwer = Work Work = Money Money = GF GF = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death See what all prblms an apple can make xP=P   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 193 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1787   a beggar found rs 100 A Beggar Found Rs. 100/- . .. ... He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner... . .. ... Bill Rs. 3000/- . .. ... He was unable to pay!!! . Manager Handed Him To Police!!! . He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!! . Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 277 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 2188   how much secrets are hidden How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell Phone is Directly Proportional To . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How Quickly U Snatch it Back When Someone Takes it..=P =D   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 189 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 3417 Sponsored Links   will you punish me for something Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn't do?? ©_© Teacher : Not at all. :|] Little Johnny : That's good. Actually I didn't do my homework!!!!! :P   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 177 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 2076   two tigers were resting under a tree Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast Tiger could not make out & asked "What was that?" 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . Fast Food..xP :P   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 186 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 2845   millions of people write love letters Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky I m! Great words Said by . ** DUST BIN **   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 173 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1798

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