Funny Jokes In English

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how to spell a difficult word

I don’t even know how to spell anymore. I type the 1st half of the word and wait for auto correct to do the rest.!!

Do you swallow

I went up to a girl and asked “Do you swallow?”

She replied shocked “No”.

Me ” Then how the fudge does the food get to your stomach?

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Law of cigarette smoking

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Smoke always goes
in the direction of non-smokers .

a person driving slow in the fast lane

I’m not judgmental, so when I see a person driving slow in the
fast lane, I never assume what gender she is…

Viber’ use karti ho

Me: ‘Viber’ use karti ho ?

She: Nahin ‘Jhaaru’ use karti hon..Paani zyada ho to Viper bhi…

Me: Delete Viber ‘Burns Mobile.’

Because batman returns

Dear girls…

If you love him, let him go. If he returns, he’s Batman.
Because batman returns…

guy is such a sweetheart

“This guy is such a sweetheart, And he loves me! I am going to treat him like my brother”.
>> Girls…

addiction with facebook.com

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the “permanent address”, a student wrote “www.facebook.com”!

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If Microsoft Buy Facebook

If Microsoft Buy Facebook
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First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”

cell phone attached to a charger

They tie dog to the pole..
So they don’t move.
That’s how I feel
When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger…

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