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Limit of Love.
1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha,
Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe Pyar Karti Rahogi
Naddi Ne Hans kar Kaha
Jab Tak Tum Me Mithass Na Aajaye... (:->
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Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right??
Coz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!
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Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): I will grant you each a wish.
Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'
Two tickets appeared in her hands.
Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.
The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'
The husband became 92 years old.
Moral:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.
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In Memry of all thoz who luv their teachrz!
A guy calls his teachr bt gets the teachr's wife instead
speakng sadly she said
He died last week
The nxt day boy cals again n asks 4 teachr
His wife replies "i told u he died last week"
Nxt day again the boy calls n asks 4 the teachr
By ths tymewife gets upset n shouts
"I'V ALREDY TOLD U THAT MY HUSBND UR TEACHR DIED LAST WEEK! Y DO U KEEP CALLING?
Boy replies
"I LOVE TO HEAR IT AGAIN AND AGAIN" ;-)
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Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher: (CorreCting him) "May" I Go To The BathroOm ? Kid: miss But I AsKed 1st .. !
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Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
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After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: ?US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians?.
One week later, Pakistani daily newspapers reported the following: ?After digging as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.
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Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend's house.On way
Toyota passd by
He told the driver:
Toyota,made in Japan very fast.Then Honda passed
He again:Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then Prado passed, He again:
Prado, made in Japan very fast.Taxi Driver got angry
When he arrived at his Friends house, Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese:
So much money ?The angry driver replied:
Taxi meter,Made in Pakistan,
Very very fast
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An acountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every mroning he used to open his drawer look at a paper and then lock the drawer again. The trainees were very curious and thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer. So one day when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock, when they broke the lock n took out the paper it was written on the paper..
"Left is debit and right is credit"
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Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Anothr anouncement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
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