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Thousands of funny jokes! Blonde jokes, adult jokes, yo mama jokes, redneck jokes, lawyer jokes, animal jokes, sports jokes, relationship jokes and more!
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Girl:If v gt married stop smokng.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:Drinkng 2.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:N goin to d nite club 2.
Boy:-Yes..
Girl:-Wht else cn u leav??
Boy:-D idea of marryng u!!
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go i am a school teacher I am getting late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...
Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile... =P ;)
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change Ideas
WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE...
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
Characters : 140 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 724 |
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If You Think
Your Boss Is
"S t u p i d ..."
Remember!!
You Would Not Get The Job
If He Was Smarter..... =P ;)
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
Characters : 135 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 442 |
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A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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Hi' Need 1 girl 2 marry . . .
Age no bar,
Color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
But girl's father must hv his own bar.-. Cheers.
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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Set Your
"Loved One"
Free ...
If It Doesn't
Come Back ... !!
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Hunt And Kill It ... =P ;)
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
Characters : 140 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 396 |
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Far sighted....
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, then you will ask about me,my name,job etc. Then i will ask about you,both of us will b efrank. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her,she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And i am sorry that i dont want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-)
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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A Popular Motivational §peaker §aid "The ßest ¥ears Θf My Life Were §pent In The Arms Θf A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"
The Audience Was In §ilence & §hock.. The §peaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!"
Laughter & Applause!
A Top Manager Trained ßy Him Tried To Çopy This At Home After A ¡)rink. He §aid Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing ¡)inner, "The Greatest ¥ears Θf My Life Were §pent In The Arms Θf A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"
§tanding There For 20 §ec Trying To Recall The §econd Half Θf The Joke, He Finally ßlurted Θut "And I Çan't Remember Who §he Was!"
ßy The Time The Manager Regained His Çonsciousness, He Was In A Hospital & ßed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him From ßurns Θf ßoiling Water
Moral: ¡)on't Çopy If U Can't Paste !
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