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Tum dimagh kharab mat karo

Posted by admin in Wife SMS ( Characters : 184 | SMS Length : 2 )

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

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