airline introduced a special package

An airline introduced a special package for business men.
Buy ur ticket get ur wife’s ticket free

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave a same reply…

“Which Trip ?”

How to Tackle A Wife

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

“How to Tackle A Wife..”

Google Search Result:

“Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching..” =D =P

Let Me Call U Back

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
…Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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Now Get Lost

Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave
You

Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won
$10 , Here’s $5
Now Get Lost … =P =D

If Husband Wants To Get

Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy … =P ;)

You delivered an excellent speech

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

A true husband is one

A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts all her amendments!

tum aesi roti nahi bana

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

After looking at these test

Doc: “After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately!”
Wife: “But Doc, this will seriously affect his hobby”
Doc astonished: “What in the world is the hobby?”
Wife: “Saving Money!”

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Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: Kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :)

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