Ya ALLAH Mere Shohr Ko Taraki De

*BV Ki Dua*

Ya ALLAH Mere Shohr Ko Taraki De, DouLt Bangla De,

Mujhe Kuch Nhi Chahiye, Tu Sb Mere Shohr Ko De,

Baki…

Uss Se Lena Mera Kaam Hy.

Best years of my life

A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring Husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: Don’t Copy if u can’t Paste!

A Foolish man tells a woman

Best Quote:
“A Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
But a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed..”

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Difference between Friend Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?” ;P

Im at the bank

Wife called Her Husband..!!!

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I’m at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the “bank” of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P

How can you prove you were not speeding your car

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother’s home!
Judge: That’s all, case dismissed….xD ;D

Apple is now working to make an iwife

Apple is now working to make an
“i-wife”
Slim design, beauty with brain
and, most important, a mute
button…!
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Booking full till 2020 ;)

buying a diamond ring 4 me

Wife : i saw in my dream tat u were buying a diamond ring 4 me… XD

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Husband : i saw yur dad paying da bill =P

The WorkShop

The Secret for
a Successful Marriage Is:
“The Work-Shop…!!”
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The Husband Works
& The Wife Shops.. =D ;)

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Computer Not Your Husband

Wife To Husband :
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Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
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Husband Replied :
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Darling ,,,
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It’s a Computer Not Your Husband

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