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Wife Sms, Husband Sms, Wife, Pati Patni, Miya Biwi, Paki Wives, Funny Wife N Husband Sms, Wife and husband jokes, stupid husbands and wives messages (urdu, hindi, english).
 

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

 

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first

 

Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3 tickets laya hn movie k wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband ek tumara or baqi 2 tumaray amme abbu k.

 

HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ:
1st Yr... AG
2nd Yr..OG
3rd Yr... SuNTeY HOo
4th Yr... BuNTy K BaPUu
5th Yr... MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo
6th Yr... KaHA MaR GayE
7th Yr... AaP AatY HOo K My AaO...

 

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Man: Wait a second!

 

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.

 

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas..


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