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begum khana tayar Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen. Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega? Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 230 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 655   poetry lecture Difference between POETRY & LECTURE Any word said by girlfriend is "Poetry" & anything said by wife is "Lecture"   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 126 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 664   bv doctor se mere shohar Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,? , , Doctr,-Aap unhe jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein¿:+>   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 139 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 938   nobody teaches Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt tsunamis 2 arise hurricanes 2 sway around n no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ;->   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 164 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 693   husband or wife me Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya: Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon...   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 260 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1079   pori dunya men chirag Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi.. Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga? :   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 150 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1828   shadi se pehle to tum Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo! Husband: lo sunO Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan Tu jo gir jaye mujh par Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 251 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1399   ghar mehman aarhe hen Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei . tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai bivi kya hwa .. Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei :('_')   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 397 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 300   shadi k pehly din husband Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam My sweet wife 3 month baad My wife 6 month baad Home 1 year baad Unkown No. 2 year ßaad Wrong no:-   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 179 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1212   a man was asked A man was asked 2 explain dis saying: Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes. Man said: My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 164 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 616 Sponsored Links

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