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Man1- I told my wife d truth dat
I was seeing a Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn?
Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat
She's seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr :P
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Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mops Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... =P ;->
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1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.!
Usne Office say foran B-V ko fone kiya or Khushi say bola
Darling !
Mere sath Paris chalogi ?
B-V Khushi say boli:-
Han Bilkul !
Paris to 1 Muddat say Mere Khwabon main basa hai.
Main Aap k sath Zarur chalungi !
Magar Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?
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1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil §e Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha k ßivi Ne kuch kaha To Nai
Admi ßola Naì kuch khas Naì ßs ¥e 2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha
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Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana
Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.
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NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , , ,
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AgLi BaAr KhAAnE Me BaAL AAYÄ to GunjA Kar DungA . . :d :p ;->
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Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don't Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He'll Never Touch!
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JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI MuJh Se KaRo Ga? BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA
ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
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Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,
Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay)
Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai... :-)
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