Currently Reading : Wife sms
HOME SUBMIT SMS Join Us On Facebook RSS FEEDS ABOUT US CONTACT US
Sponsored Links

CATEGORY
 
  
Advertisement

Wife SMS / Text Messages
Wife Sms, Husband Sms, Wife, Pati Patni, Miya Biwi, Paki Wives, Funny Wife N Husband Sms, Wife and husband jokes, stupid husbands and wives messages (urdu, hindi, english).
 

Man1- I told my wife d truth dat
I was seeing a Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn?
Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat
She's seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr :P

 

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mops Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... =P ;->

 

1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.!

Usne Office say foran B-V ko fone kiya or Khushi say bola

Darling !
Mere sath Paris chalogi ?

B-V Khushi say boli:-
Han Bilkul !
Paris to 1 Muddat say Mere Khwabon main basa hai.
Main Aap k sath Zarur chalungi !
Magar Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?

 

1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil §e Raat Late Ghr Gya

Dosto Ne Pucha k ßivi Ne kuch kaha To Nai

Admi ßola Naì kuch khas Naì ßs ¥e 2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha

 

Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

 

NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , , ,

?


?


?

AgLi BaAr KhAAnE Me BaAL AAYÄ to GunjA Kar DungA . . :d :p ;->

 

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don't Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He'll Never Touch!


Sponsored Links


 

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI MuJh Se KaRo Ga? BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA

ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->

 

Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,
Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay)
Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia.

 

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai... :-)

 



 
LATEST SMS
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
 By Malik Zulq 
SUBSCRIBE DAILY SMS

Join our group and receive "SMS of the day" delivered directly into your mailbox.
Email:

Google +1 Button
SPONSORED LINKS
SATISTICS
TOTAL CATEGORIES
  74
TOTAL SMS
  15025
USERS ONLINE
  993  
SEARCH

SPONSORS

Bookmark and Share