Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"
Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!"
Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"
I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
"Amazing..66 years!" I said.
"What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"
"Well, It's like this...The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions."
I responded, "Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes" he said proudly..."66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
1 aurat 2sri sy,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.
2sri aurt,
Phir tum kia karogi..?
1st,
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs 4 her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE r we going 2 get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
U NEVER listen 2 me when u're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! r u CRAZY?
Have u LOST ur mind?
Don't forget 2 salt them. You know u always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how 2 fry a couple of eggs?"
The hsband calmly replied, "I just wanted 2 show you what it feels like when I'm driving." ;->
