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Dear Boys
If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with u.
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Wait for a wife.
U would love them All... :P :D
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*Height of Creativity*
I have saved my girl friend number as "LOW BATTERY"
So whenever she calls & i am not around
My wife plugs my phone to the charger (;
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
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Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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Horror story:
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... Husband kills his unfaithful wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.
The weird thing was that d kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father: Is there something u want to ask me?
Kid: I just wonder y mom is always standing behind ur back?:-/:-P
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Wife(Standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will u still give me any compliment?
Husband:
ur eyesight is still excellent
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Acc0rdng 2 BS-CS studnt...
There are basically "7 TYPES" OF GIRLS:
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6.MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.
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Boyfrnd reaches home: Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs10 crores in a lottery. GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland? BF: Who Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST..:-p
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''Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aesa he hai jaisey kisi aisi jagah kharish karna jahan kharish na ho rahi ho..... ;)?
Dedicated to all married couples.
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What's Common Between
Clouds And Wife.....? ???
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When Both Are Not Around,
We Call It A Pleasant Day.. ;)
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An airline introduced a special package for business men.
Buy ur ticket get ur wife's ticket free
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave a same reply...
"Which Trip ?"
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