On 20th Anniversary husbnd

On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..

Wife: Wat r u thinking?

Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date

Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years

Wife smiles ”Yes”

Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!
i would’ve been free today!:-D