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Imran Hashmi

Posted by admin in Wife SMS ( Characters : 170 | SMS Length : 2 )

Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bejna,

Dubai jao to Jewelry,

France jao to Perfume,

Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaoon to kia bhejon?

Wife: Imran Hashmi

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