A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs 4 her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE r we going 2 get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
U NEVER listen 2 me when u're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! r u CRAZY?
Have u LOST ur mind?
Don't forget 2 salt them. You know u always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how 2 fry a couple of eggs?"
The hsband calmly replied, "I just wanted 2 show you what it feels like when I'm driving." ;->...