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how can you prove you were not speeding your car Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home! Judge: That's all, case dismissed....xD ;D   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 174 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 2150   apple is now working to make an iwife Apple is now working to make an "i-wife" Slim design, beauty with brain and, most important, a mute button...! . . . . . . . Booking full till 2020 ;)   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 162 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1819   buying a diamond ring 4 me Wife : i saw in my dream tat u were buying a diamond ring 4 me... XD . . . Husband : i saw yur dad paying da bill =P   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 124 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1345   the workshop The Secret for a Successful Marriage Is: "The Work-Shop...!!" . . . . . The Husband Works & The Wife Shops.. =D ;)   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 125 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 803   computer not your husband Wife To Husband : , Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command, , Husband Replied : , , , Darling ,,, , It's a Computer Not Your Husband   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 155 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1906   husband and wife are like HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further... M0ral : Always Keep a SPARE TYRE ;-)   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 142 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1115   wait for a wife Dear Boys If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with u. . . . . . . . Wait for a wife. U would love them All... :P :D   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 152 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 326 Sponsored Links   height of creativity *Height of Creativity* I have saved my girl friend number as "LOW BATTERY" So whenever she calls & i am not around My wife plugs my phone to the charger (;   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 164 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1216   what r u doing darling Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! ... Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 243 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1040   y mom is always standing behind ur back Horror story: . . ... Husband kills his unfaithful wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping. The weird thing was that d kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing. Father: Is there something u want to ask me? Kid: I just wonder y mom is always standing behind ur back?:-/:-P <('.') /"/> tXt _/"\_K죣€r   Submited in : Wife SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 352 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 746

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