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My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.
Wife : Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis a gye
Husband : Q Kya hua
Wife : bahir gali ma boht shoor tha log kh rahy thy
Koi RUN Murid gutter me gir gaya ha
Husbnd : Fity moun tera,
Rana Murid kh rhy thy
Run Murid nahe
Wife (0n f0ne) suniye! Wind0w ka l0ck nai khul raha,
Husbnd: esa kr0 th0ra 0il grm kr k us pr dal d0,
Wife: Kya us sy kam h0 jaye ga?
Husbnd: Tum try t0 kr0,
After 15 mints,,
Husbnd calls wife,
Husband: tum ny try kia?
Wife: han kia pr ab lapt0p he band h0 gia hai,
Husbnd : lakh di lanat zaleel 0rat . .
Husband wife watching an a Cricket match
After 5 minutes:”
Wife:” Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband:” No, this is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee is a bowler.. Wife:” Okay, oh look, another
Husband:” No, this is just a replay
of the last one..
Wife:” Hmm, looks like India is going to win this
one.. Husband:” It’s Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife:” How many runs they need
to win now ??
Husband:” 72 runs in 36 balls..
Wife:” Ehnn! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..
Husband:” *Turns off the TV* Wife:” Turns it on again and starts watching
Husband:” Who is she ??
. Wife:” dont disturb me…!
Ladies, if a Man says he’ll do something, he’ll do it..No need to remind him every six months about it…
Every HUSBAND has got:
above all is under guidance
Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me?? Mery Siwa,,,
Har Gham Hay Mery Paas
Eik Begum K Siwwa….!
Girls are given teddy bears to psychologically train them to like their short, fat and hairy husbands in future.
Aurton k Ek Group se poocha gaya k kon kon apne SHOHRON se PYAR karti hain?
Sab Ne Hath khare kardiye…
in sab ko ek ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen…
“” I LOVE YOU ”
To in k shohron k jawab kuch you’n aaye…
1: Tumhri tabiyat theek hai na? :D
2: Ab kia ho gaya ? phir se Car maar di. :O
3: Excuse me %-)
4: Sirf itna batao k kitne paise chahiye…?? :O
5: Nasha to nahi karlia??;)
6: Ab kia kardia tumne? main is baar maaf nahi karoon ga…:D:D
Aur Sab Se acha jawab ye tha….
7: kon hain aap??