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Why husbands avoid answers..!!?
WIFE: Will u marry again if i died?
HUSBAND: noway!
W: Why not, Don't u like being married?
H: Of course I do!!
W: Then y wouldn't u remarry?
H: Okay, I'd get married again!
W: U would?
H: ....?
W: Would u live in our house?
H: Sure, it's a great house!
W: Would u sleep with her in our bed?
H: Where else would we sleep?
W: Would u let her drive my car?
H: Yeah, its almost brand new!!
W: Would u give her my jewelry?
H: No, I'm sure she'd want her own
W: Would she wear my shoes?
H: No, her size is 6
W: -silence-
H: shit!! :p
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Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn't speak to me for a month
Friend:Why?Thats very Foolish of Her
Man:Well that was THE DEAL.
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Men want 3qualities in wifes:
1)Economist in kitchen
2)Artist in home &
3)Devil in love..
But they get:
1)Artist in kitchen
2)Devil in home
3)Economist in Love
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BV:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy
Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do, hath b nhi lagaega.
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Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
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Barber: How short You would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them
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"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nhi Ati.
Wah Wa Wa
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nai Ati.
B.V "MOTI" Ho Jai
"BAAHON" Mai Nai Ati.. ;->
Wah wah wah.
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Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray salan me wo mirchain
Nivala moonh me rakhta hon to aankhen bheeg jati hain
Shadi ki ye tasveerain bari mushkil se dhondi hain
Mein ab in ko palat-ta hon to aankhen bheeg jaati hain
Jama ponji me bister k serhanay rakh k sota tha
Wahan ab hath rakhta hon to aankhen bheeg jati hain:-)
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If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz -
1-Where are u going ?
2-With whom ?
3-To discover what ?
4-Can I come ?
5-When are you coming back ?
6-Can't you work from home?,
7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well?
8-What will you bring for me?
9-Do call me when u reach there?
10-wapsi pay timatar aur dahi laitey aana :D
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Lets celebrate men's day
~BECHARA~MARD~
Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye to buzdil,
Orat k agy chaly to Firon peche chale to Zan Mureed,
Orat ko kisi k sath dekh k laray to jealous or chup rahe to beghairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara or ghar me rahe to nakara,
Bachon ko dante to jaabir na dante to la parwah,
Orat ko service se rokay to Shaki mizaj na rokay to Orat ki kamai khane wala.
Akhir
Ye ßechara jae kahan?:-P
Think about it!
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Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?
Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi :-D
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