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Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
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Barber: How short You would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them
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"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nhi Ati.
Wah Wa Wa
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nai Ati.
B.V "MOTI" Ho Jai
"BAAHON" Mai Nai Ati.. ;->
Wah wah wah.
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Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray salan me wo mirchain
Nivala moonh me rakhta hon to aankhen bheeg jati hain
Shadi ki ye tasveerain bari mushkil se dhondi hain
Mein ab in ko palat-ta hon to aankhen bheeg jaati hain
Jama ponji me bister k serhanay rakh k sota tha
Wahan ab hath rakhta hon to aankhen bheeg jati hain:-)
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If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz -
1-Where are u going ?
2-With whom ?
3-To discover what ?
4-Can I come ?
5-When are you coming back ?
6-Can't you work from home?,
7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well?
8-What will you bring for me?
9-Do call me when u reach there?
10-wapsi pay timatar aur dahi laitey aana :D
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Lets celebrate men's day
~BECHARA~MARD~
Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye to buzdil,
Orat k agy chaly to Firon peche chale to Zan Mureed,
Orat ko kisi k sath dekh k laray to jealous or chup rahe to beghairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara or ghar me rahe to nakara,
Bachon ko dante to jaabir na dante to la parwah,
Orat ko service se rokay to Shaki mizaj na rokay to Orat ki kamai khane wala.
Akhir
Ye ßechara jae kahan?:-P
Think about it!
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Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?
Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi :-D
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Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
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ßiwi §hohar §y: Aapko Mera ßanaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya ßachy To 3 Palaiten kha Çhuky Han
Andar §y Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gæ Hy
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Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
Boyfrnd:
2,
1 Tum
or
1 wo oper
After Meriage
Wife:
Chand kitne hoty hain?
Husband:
Anni diye,
Nazr nai anda
1 E honda aa..
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Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0 MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0 SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
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