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effect of social media on marriage

My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.

Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis a gye

Wife : Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis a gye
Husband : Q Kya hua

Wife : bahir gali ma boht shoor tha log kh rahy thy
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Koi RUN Murid gutter me gir gaya ha
Husbnd : Fity moun tera,
Rana Murid kh rhy thy
Run Murid nahe

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Wind0w ka l0ck nai khul raha

Wife (0n f0ne) suniye! Wind0w ka l0ck nai khul raha,
Husbnd: esa kr0 th0ra 0il grm kr k us pr dal d0,
Wife: Kya us sy kam h0 jaye ga?
Husbnd: Tum try t0 kr0,
After 15 mints,,
Husbnd calls wife,
Husband: tum ny try kia?
Wife: han kia pr ab lapt0p he band h0 gia hai,
Husbnd : lakh di lanat zaleel 0rat . .

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match
together:”
After 5 minutes:”
Wife:” Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband:” No, this is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee is a bowler.. Wife:” Okay, oh look, another
wicket..
Husband:” No, this is just a replay
of the last one..
Wife:” Hmm, looks like India is going to win this
one.. Husband:” It’s Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife:” How many runs they need
to win now ??
Husband:” 72 runs in 36 balls..
Wife:” Ehnn! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..
Husband:” *Turns off the TV* Wife:” Turns it on again and starts watching
“Daily serial”
Husband:” Who is she ??
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No need to remind him

Ladies, if a Man says he’ll do something, he’ll do it..No need to remind him every six months about it…

Wife guides her husband

Every HUSBAND has got:

EGO
ATTITUDE
STYLE
INTELLEGENCY
LOVE
POWER
MONEY
GOODWILL
REPUTATION…

above all is under guidance
of WIFE….

Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me

Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me?? Mery Siwa,,,

“Ghalib”


Har Gham Hay Mery Paas
Eik Begum K Siwwa….!

Girls are given teddy bears

Girls are given teddy bears to psychologically train them to like their short, fat and hairy husbands in future.

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I love you sms for husband

Aurton k Ek Group se poocha gaya k kon kon apne SHOHRON se PYAR karti hain?

Sab Ne Hath khare kardiye…

in sab ko ek ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen…

“” I LOVE YOU ”

To in k shohron k jawab kuch you’n aaye…

1: Tumhri tabiyat theek hai na? :D

2: Ab kia ho gaya ? phir se Car maar di. :O

3: Excuse me %-)

4: Sirf itna batao k kitne paise chahiye…?? :O

5: Nasha to nahi karlia??;)

6: Ab kia kardia tumne? main is baar maaf nahi karoon ga…:D:D

Aur Sab Se acha jawab ye tha….
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7: kon hain aap??

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