Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis a gye

Wife : Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis a gye
Husband : Q Kya hua

Wife : bahir gali ma boht shoor tha log kh rahy thy
K
Koi RUN Murid gutter me gir gaya ha
Husbnd : Fity moun tera,
Rana Murid kh rhy thy
Run Murid nahe

Wind0w ka l0ck nai khul raha

Wife (0n f0ne) suniye! Wind0w ka l0ck nai khul raha,
Husbnd: esa kr0 th0ra 0il grm kr k us pr dal d0,
Wife: Kya us sy kam h0 jaye ga?
Husbnd: Tum try t0 kr0,
After 15 mints,,
Husbnd calls wife,
Husband: tum ny try kia?
Wife: han kia pr ab lapt0p he band h0 gia hai,
Husbnd : lakh di lanat zaleel 0rat . .

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match
together:”
After 5 minutes:”
Wife:” Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband:” No, this is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee is a bowler.. Wife:” Okay, oh look, another
wicket..
Husband:” No, this is just a replay
of the last one..
Wife:” Hmm, looks like India is going to win this
one.. Husband:” It’s Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife:” How many runs they need
to win now ??
Husband:” 72 runs in 36 balls..
Wife:” Ehnn! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..
Husband:” *Turns off the TV* Wife:” Turns it on again and starts watching
“Daily serial”
Husband:” Who is she ??
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. Wife:” dont disturb me…!

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No need to remind him

Ladies, if a Man says he’ll do something, he’ll do it..No need to remind him every six months about it…

Wife guides her husband

Every HUSBAND has got:

EGO
ATTITUDE
STYLE
INTELLEGENCY
LOVE
POWER
MONEY
GOODWILL
REPUTATION…

above all is under guidance
of WIFE….

Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me

Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me?? Mery Siwa,,,
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“Ghalib”

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Har Gham Hay Mery Paas
Eik Begum K Siwwa….!

Girls are given teddy bears

Girls are given teddy bears to psychologically train them to like their short, fat and hairy husbands in future.

I love you sms for husband

Aurton k Ek Group se poocha gaya k kon kon apne SHOHRON se PYAR karti hain?

Sab Ne Hath khare kardiye…

in sab ko ek ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen…

“” I LOVE YOU ”

To in k shohron k jawab kuch you’n aaye…

1: Tumhri tabiyat theek hai na? :D

2: Ab kia ho gaya ? phir se Car maar di. :O

3: Excuse me %-)

4: Sirf itna batao k kitne paise chahiye…?? :O

5: Nasha to nahi karlia??;)

6: Ab kia kardia tumne? main is baar maaf nahi karoon ga…:D:D

Aur Sab Se acha jawab ye tha….
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7: kon hain aap??

what is wife in different people life

What is
wife……………….. ?
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Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai
Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
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Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
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Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
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. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
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. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..

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I will leave you one fine day

Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.

Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :-
Since last one week, you are saying this’Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?

Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.”I was just trying to remind you

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