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remember me like Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever..in ur life.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 135 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 339   hardest moment Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 140 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 539   see a mistake as See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means anger.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 136 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 348   when ur lonely When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u'll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 161 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 648   the trouble The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 72 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 343   excuse me Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 43 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1130   edible Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 59 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 420 Sponsored Links   i think i can die happy now I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 136 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1   youve made me so nervous You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 91 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1342   gillette Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 60 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 580

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