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take back my text Dear Cell phone, Please invent a " Take back my text" Option =P   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 66 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 582   things we do not expect Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 82 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 665   find a solid reason ‎"Everything happens for a Reason, The hard part is finding the Reason"   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 83 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 3579   interesting oneliners Some Interesting Oneliners: *If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one ;) *If u cant convince them,confuse them :) *I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder ;) *The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it :) *In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills? :) *Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin ;) *The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train :)   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 449 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 4002   dunya mein sab DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 54 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1784   having right vision Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ...   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 78 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1343   a man can succeed A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM . . .   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 80 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1310 Sponsored Links   if u r sad If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 68 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 3043   gorgeous intelligent kind Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 114 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 4229   laziness pays off now Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!   Submited in : Short SMS Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 61 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 2194

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