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*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
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*If u cant convince them,confuse them
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*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
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*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
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*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
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*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
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*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
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DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.
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Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ...
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A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM . . .
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If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks
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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
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Characters : 114 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 998
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
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Characters : 71 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 874
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Submitted By Uzma From ( +923215779342 )
Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 465
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Submitted By Uzma From ( +923215779342 )
Characters : 155 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 619
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