a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night sardar said to his wife"mein app ko heraaaaaaaan karo ya pareshaaaaaaan" she got confused wht is he talking of and replied"chaley heraan kar de "he put off his clothes and showed his penis which was really small,her wife was really"heraan"that six feet man had this size p…. next sardar said "mein app ko pareshaan karoo ab" she replied with confused impresions ok, he said "abhee kharaaa howa hain mera
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