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Phatan To Sardar:
Mera Dil Bohat Bara hai . .
Sardar:
Q Tu Ne Hathi Ka Dil Fit Karwaya Hai? ..;->
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Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the bole: Car q rok di?
Driver: Aage boht bara gadhaa hai.
Sardar: Bewaqoof! Haaran kis lye hai!
Haaran baja. . . . . ;->
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§ardar:Oye ßadmasha Meri Paien Da Dubata Wapis karde
ßadmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen Ga..
§ardar=Allah Di kasme Piko karani Ç..
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Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Serdar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay ...:-P;->
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Ek lArKi saRdAr sE tAkRaI aUr bOli:
I aM sOrrY.
SarDar:
I aM diLgEeT sInGh
NyC 2 mEEt yOu mIss sOrrY ...=P;->
(,") CuTe DeV¡L (,")
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1 sArdAr cIgrEttE pEe rHa tHa Pr cIgrEttE sY dHuAn nHi niKaL rHa tHa,
Ek aAdMi Aa Kr b0lA cIgrEEtE sY dHuAn Q nHi nIkaL rHa.?
sArdAr::
cIgrEEtE CNG Pr hY..;->
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Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
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Sardar ne Pagal Khany k paas se guzerty hue suna k sab pagal mil k zor se Ga rahy thy:
"21, 21,21.."
Sardar ne herani se deewar me banay sorakh se ankh laga k dekha to ander se kisi ne uski aankh me ungli ghusa di...or phir andar se awaz aney lagi
"22 ,22,22...";->
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Aik s@rd@r XamZ MAI BiLLI lE Kr ja rAha thA?
Kis nE PocHa xmAz mE BILI KU le kR JA rahE?
S@rd@r:yAr tenO Ni Pta mRe "cAt" dE PaPeR He;->
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1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha
Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing.
Bec0z. . .
He pRoved.
"PAPA KEHTAY HAIN K BARA NAAM KRO0N GA"
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