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Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test took srdars fingr n her mouthSrdar said"BALAY BALAYSONIYEAbhi to urine test baqi hay!!!

 

Sardar- Aaj maine pani ko ullu bana diya Friend- pani ko ullu?Wo Kaise?Sardar- Oye!Subah maine pani Garam Kiya aur THANDE PANI SE NAHA LIYA.

 

a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night sardar said to his wife"mein app ko heraaaaaaaan karo ya pareshaaaaaaan" she got confused wht is he talking of and replied"chaley heraan kar de "he put off his clothes and showed his penis which was really small,her wife was really"heraan"that six feet man had this size p.... next sardar said "mein app ko pareshaan karoo ab" she replied with confused impresions ok, he said "abhee kharaaa howa hain mera

 

Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen

" sardar gets up and switch off the fan"

 

Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer
Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!
Sardar: Oye I have Windows installed.

 

A man phoned & asked:
Hello,is it 221714?
Sardar:Hindi mein bolo.
Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA?
Sardar:Nahi sir,
TEEN-TEEN-EK-SAT CHODA, 331714.

 

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"


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once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? sardar said there is written colestrol free.........

 

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!


 



 
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