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Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->
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Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
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Santa's Qoute
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles... but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!
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1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
i love u
sardar gusse me beti se bola:
jis ne sms kia he usay me dekh lunga filhaal tum us ka sms usay wapas bhejdo.
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Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man : Memory card he?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D
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Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
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Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga
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Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50
Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa
Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50 ka Note Chap Diay
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Ek Sardar Ki Dead Body MiLi
Police Ne Jab us K Frnd Se Pocha Ye Kesay Hua?
To Us Ne Jawab dia:JANAB Sardar G Ne Ek Haseen Larki Ko Kaha K Main Apna Dil Tumhain Dena Chahta Hon
Magr Badqismati se Wo Dracula Thi Us Ne Waqi Dil Nikal Lia"
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Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri mah kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola,
Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
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