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SARDAR 1: Naye Detergent se shirt dhoyi to chhoti ho gayi? Ab kya karoon?
SARDAR 2: Usi Detergent se NAHA le? Woh shirt fit ho jayegi.! ;->
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On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai
Sardar:
saaday haramzade ne v ana hai
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Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full.
Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai jao.
Sardar: Bohat achay, main chatt tay bai jawan, tusi thalo gadi lai jao !
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Sardarni (sharmate huay): Sardar g saaday kaar ik nanha mehmaan aan wala ay.
SARDAR: Le fer men zara nass k botlaan le awan . . . . . . .;->. p
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Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.
Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay
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Sardarni to sardar:public ny apko kyu mara? Sardar:darling.. Jeweller ki dukan the,meiny sales girl ko itna pucha: aj tmhary soney ka rate kya hai??
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Sardar: Yar meri ankhein dhang se nhi khultein.
Dost: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chala ja.
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S?rd?R aSkd the Qu??ification 4om be?ut?Ful girl.
Girl ReplieD:
?DOUBLE M.A?
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Sardas AskD:kYun PeHLA g?lat ho gYa tha?
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Jail mai srdar ka dost us se milne ata hai or us puchta hai:Tm se aisi kya galti ho gai k tm jail me ho Srdar:Main ne bank luta lekin paise wahi ginne beth gya.
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In A Cricket Ground
Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now,
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Sardar : Oye Yaar
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
:-)keep smiling:-)
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