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A sardar's response to the comment,

Think about it!:

I don't have to think

I'm sardar!

 

Sardar: i love u da ki matlb ay?

Girl. Main tm se payar krti hn.

Sardar: Aj kal di kuriyan ty bari besharam ne 1 gall da mtlb ki puchya free he ho gayi. :-P

 

Sardar ek dafa cricket khel kr aya,
dost ne pocha: Kitne runs banae,

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Sardar bola: Century hone main 100 runs baqi the main out ho gaya.

 

Teacher To Sardar:

Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy...?




Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad:



Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte... ;->

 

1 sardar ji cup main chamach hilaty, chaey ki chuski lety, bura sa munh bnaty, cup neechy rkhty r dobara chamach hilany lagty, phir cup uthaty, chuski lety, bura sa munh banaty r cup neechy rakh kr chamach hilany lagty. Jb yh amal 6,7 bar duhra chuky to chamach rakh kr boly,
Lo dosto, 1 bat to tay ho gai,
Doston ny chaonk kr poocha kia?
Boly, yahi kh chaey main cheeni na ho to lakh chamach hilaen chaey meethi nhi ho sakti.

 

What does Sardarji do?????????

when he has one white sheet,,,

and wants an extra white sheet?

He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

 

Sardar Apni Sister k Ghar Ja Raha Tha,

Maa Ne Kaha K Beta Khali Hath Na Jana Rastay Se Kuch Letay Jana.

Sardar 2 Banday Pakr K Le gYa


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Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe kIa Or bOLa k MainAy AbAy sE 50,000 Lia Tha,
mAgr Mujh sE Gum Ho gAye,
aB AbA Kehta hAi k Jab tAk Pesay Nahi Lao gE Ghar Na Ana,
is Liay tUm MujhAy 50,000 Udhar De Do.

Dost Bo|a: Ye Kon C Bari baAT Hai.
Tum mUjhay 5000 Do Main Tera Aba Marwa dEta hoOn.

 

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???

 

Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se bola...

"I LOVE U"

Girlfrnd : Zor se bolo?

Sardar : JAI MATA DI

 



 
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