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Yoon Khaali Palkei'n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati
Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy
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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
"Mun Me Pani Aana"
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
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*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
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Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P
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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
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D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :
Problem:
prove that LHS=RHS
(2x+9y)= 10x/3y
Sardar:
Multiply both sides by "Zero"
=>0=0
.'. LHS=RHS
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