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Phansi se pehlay
Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g se poocha. Bata teri aakhri khwahish kya hai? Sardar G: Mera sir neechay aur tangain ooper ker k phansi de do.
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oye mobile bill kitna
Sardar: oye mobile bill kitna hay? Callcentre: sir just dial 123 to know ur current bill status Sardar: obey stupid current ka nhe mobile ka :-D
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I Was In Army
Sardar’s Intrview 4 New Job Interviewer: Wht Did U Do B4 ? Sardar: I Was In Army Intrviewer: How Long Were U In Army? Sardar: Five Foot Eleven Inch …
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Aa Ja tAy bEh Ja cYcLe
:"-+._;->_.+-": sChoOL !)I wA!)I MadaM Ne Sardar No kutIyA Es gAL tAy kEh NIkI MadaM No kHeNdA sI < > " ‘ : ; ^ ~ Aa Ja tAy bEh Ja cYcLe tAy . . ;->
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if youre wife isnt a virgin shoot her
Sardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if you’re wife isn’t a virgin, shoot her.’ she was a virgin and so on the first night, they made out. the next day, he shot her… ;-> :’~’: K33P SMiLiNG :’~’:
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