ardar writes 2 ill

?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems:

1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE

2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER. I need that as i own Vespa Scooter

3.I see MS OFFICE but i need MS HOME, as i use pc @ home

4.Finaly,hw is that ur name is Gates but u r ?elling WINDOWS