Sardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if you’re wife isn’t a virgin, shoot her.’ she was a virgin and so on the first night, they made out. the next day, he shot her… ;-> :’~’: K33P SMiLiNG :’~’:

Teacher 2 Banta Singh : Make a sentence in wich 1 word is repeated 4 times. Banta Singh : Wen Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,she becumes Lara Lara, bolo tararara..

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

1 plane ka engine khrab hogia.sub ne parachute le kr jump laga dia Akhir me 1 Hindu rh gia us k liye parachute nhi bacha.Mjborun use aise hi jump lagana parha Grte howe wo 1 srdar g k pas se gzra.Srdar ne hindu ko itni speed me jate dekh kr apna Parachute chor dia or […]