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Aaj gher jatay hi mein apni biwi ki

Posted by admin in Sardar SMS ( Characters : 160 | SMS Length : 2 )

Sardar:
Aaj gher jatay hi mein apni biwi ki pant utaar donga.

Friend:
Sardar ji aj tay barhey mood mein ho.

Sardar:
Nahi yaar kafi tight hai mujay.

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