My internet is not working properly

Sardar ring a call centre:
My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on “My computer”

Sardar:
I can’t see ur computer

Officer:
No no
click on “My computer” on ur computer

Sardar:
How can I click on ur computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer
Ok
double click on it

Sardar:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer…?

Officer:
Double click on ur computer

Sardar:
On which Icon i’ve to click

Officer:
“My Computer”

Sardar:
Oh Pa G
Tell me where is ur house. I’ll come there and click on ur “My Computer.” :-)

Yoon Khaali Palkein Jhuka Dene

Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati

Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy

ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY …. =P =D

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Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

“Mun Me Pani Aana”

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

Sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

Me Tennis k barey me

Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P

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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.

Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

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