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Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy,
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Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho,
Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko,
".~Z!ÑDÄG!~."
kis ko pyari nhi hoti..!
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1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
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Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?
Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN
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Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.
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3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi
pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira
doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya
jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata...
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1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:
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Sardar g ne job k liye apply kia. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k apointmnt lettr dikhao.
Sardar: Ay English ich hy mein tuhanu tarjma kr k dasda haan
"Dear Banta Singh"
Pyare Banta Singh
"You Do not meet"
Tussi te milday hi nai
"our requirements"
Sadi zrurat ho tusi
"no further corspondnce.."
Hun hore chitti di lorr nai, jaldi naal aa jao
"will b entertained"
Twadi boht khatir kiti javay gi
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Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
Sardar:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen
:-)
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Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe: Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| lines laga de or likha
Scratch kr ky anser prh lein... :-O;-)
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