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Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

 

Deadly IQ Question.



Sardar to 2nd sardar.
"where is abu dabi ?"

2nd sardar.
"jithy Ami Dabi,
uthy hi Abu dabi"

 

Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Sardar:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta.

 

Sardar ne ye sun krr sona hi chor dia.
(FARAZ)
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Khota
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HAI

 

Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li:

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay'pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo...! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple

 

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya,
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath Nadra ke office gaya or SARDAR manager ko bola isse sahi karke do, SARDAR manager ne pistol nikali or uske abba ko mar diya,
or bola yeh lo sahi ho gaya.

 

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
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1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

 

Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy,
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Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho,

Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko,

".~Z!ÑDÄG!~."
kis ko pyari nhi hoti..!

 

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

 

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN


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