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Sir hun meri salary wada deyo

Posted by admin in Santa Banta Sms ( Characters : 139 | SMS Length : 1 )

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

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