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banana Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: and Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA!   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 544   santa is so rich he has two Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It?s for people who can?t swim!   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 111 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 499   all of me of course Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 130 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 465   if i saw a man beating Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 128 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 462   mere pas gaadi hai Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai? Banta: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. Santa: abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 201 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 706   judge sahab mujhe Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 163 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 607   gulab singh and mangal Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal. Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat gulab asked mangal , Did you mark that spot? mangal replied, Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat! gulab said, You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 455 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 607 Sponsored Links   santa was recruiting lawyers Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u knw all d laws ? Lawyer : Yes ! Santa : Tell me 3rd law of Thermodynamics ;->   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 171 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 609   they were married for Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 130 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 457   jail ko hindi me Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 121 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 2620

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