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Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

 

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

 

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

 

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

 



 
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