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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY "
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S@nt@:d0 u kNw "HoLI"SheR k0 keHtE He?
B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li "cuB"He. . .=P;->
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SanTA 2 BaNta
YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?
SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.
BANta:v0 ku?
SanTa:v0 muJhE KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGya HAi.
BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?
SanTa:B'Cz cRoW B eNgLISh bLta HAi.
BnTa:it's iMpOSBlE.
SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA HeNA
COW coW C0W
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S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:
S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI?
B@NT@ :vo kU?
S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi.
B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?
S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->
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Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . .
Banta Kia ?
Santa Bili . . .
Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .
Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha...=P ;->
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SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?
BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA ...=P;->
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Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
,Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife..
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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?
Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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