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SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE.
Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED GANDHI..?
SANTA- Thanx for giving me the JOB.
I will Investigate... ;->
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Santa and Banta r discussing-
Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can't sleep.!!"
Banta- "with me it's the opposite. if i sleep i can't drink coffee." ;->
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Santa And Banta Were Walking..!
Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird...
Santa Lookd Up At The Sky & Said: Where...? ;->
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Santa recieved a message from his girl friend
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa replied
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"I Mr YOU" ;->
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One night Santa's girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight?
Santa shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged you before?
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Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?
Santa: I'm raping her. Cop: Ok, I'm next. Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before..
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Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don't wanna die because of it.
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Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think?
Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti??
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What is the height of foolishness?
Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole.
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Why can't Banta dial 911?
He cannot find eleven on the phone..
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