Magician: “I will now cut this mans wife in half & Show Magic”

Santa : “What kind of magic is this; turning One problem into Two :p :d

Santa In Lift..
.
Girl : Mehnga Perfume
Laga K Lift Me Ayi,
.
Or
.
Santa Ko Akad K Boli
Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
.
2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
Perfume”rs.7000 ..
.
Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or
Khuch Smell Aayi
Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda
.
Or
.
Santa
Ko Dekhne Lagi… :
.
.
Santa With Smile:-
“Muli”14 Rupey Kilo…..

Santa Madhosh
Ladkia Behosh.

Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya

Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha,
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha he

After An Accident, Driver Angrily:
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st.

Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No..

Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home.

Can you please copy the internet on this usb drive for me??? xD

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.

WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA:Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..

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Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

Santa’s Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..