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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA:Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
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Santa's Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R
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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.
Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)
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Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Tcher:Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
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Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,
Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.
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Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
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SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?
BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA ...;->
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