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A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.
Girl"s father with a lot of "tehz??b" asked,
beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?
Jatt replied "O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,
agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya.
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1 angraiz nay pind main aylan karwana tha. us ko translater nahi mill raha tha. Atlast us ko 1 sardar mill gia. ab angraiz aylan kar raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.....
Angraiz says> o people
sardar translate > o pan-yako...
its announced hardly...
bund paar k aylan kitta janda aiy...
if someone interfere...
kisi nay pan-yaki karan di koshish kiti..
he will punished elephantly
auno hathi day lan nal ban dita jai gaa...
thats it..
lan tay charoo...
1 shauk si menu feam da,
main rakhan akhan laal,
2 ja shauk anakh naal jeen da,
hunde 5-7 velly naal,
3 ja ziddi mai vadd jahan da,
te mainu koi na sakke taal,
4 tha shouk hai yarrian laun da,
siray dian rannan naal,
5 va shauk hai "ARDAAS" da,
jiaunde rehn mere yaar sir te sardarian jihna naal.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
