Holywod in punjabi version:
Jarrasic park:Dainasour gujjar da
Mr bean:Gunga gujar
Spider man:jale wala gujar
Super man:urne wala gujjar
Titanic:kashti gujjar di

King Θf The ?tates, Apple Θf My Father’s ?ye,
?trength For My Mother’s Heart,
My ?rother ?limbed Θver The Mare

?amajh Aai?
Nahi
English ?amajhna Her kisi k ?us ki ?aat Nahi

Punjabi Version Mulahiza Farmaen:

Desaan Da Raja Mere ?abul Da Piyara

Ambri De Dil Da ?ahara

Veer Mera Ghori ?haraya

Ek larke ki shadi thi.
Larki walon ne pocha monda ki karda a.
Dasya lakri da kam.
Bad wich pata lagya monda maswak wechda si.

TeAcHeR:Jo aNdEr aAnEy k lIyE sUb sE cHotA sEntEncE boLeY gA,uSsEy gIfT MiLey gA.
EnGliSh cHiLd: mAy I cUm iN?
UrdU cHiLd:MaIn aNdR A skTa hUn?
PuNjAbI
wArAaAn

Teacher:
” jumon faqeer asaan je goth jo chango murs aahe”

translate into english…

Student: ” Friday Beggar is Good Husband of our Village”

Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa….!!!

2 punjabi Titanic deKh rahay thay..

film Khatam hui to Kehnay lagay..

lo dasso, ae Ki film hui.., Khatam v ho gai par

Sultan Raahi nai aaya:-D

Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita
Te khota sms parh ria way
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.
Hahahahaha

Aj Ishq De Tornamint Vich Mai Pyar Da Final Haar Gya

Hai Husn Di Bating Taiz Bari Hr Choka Boundri Paar Gya

Mera Dilbar Gugliyan Bolaan Vich Menu Pyar Da Bounser Maar Gya..

Keeta Catch Us Ny Mera Dil Yaroo…. Main Jetia Match Ve Haar Gya…

Man: Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday.