Main aap k liye chicken soup banati hon

1 Murgha Maalik ko window se baitha daikh raha tha, Maalik boht bemaar tha.
Maalik ki BV uske paas baithi aur kaha: Aap ko boht taiz bukhaar hai…
Main aap k liye chicken soup banati hon.
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Murgha Ghabra kar bola:
Behn jee,
1 waari panadol vi de k vaikh lo.

vihya ho gye

Tu vihya kr k pardes chli gyi
ithe yaara da band bja k chli gyi
tu sochdi hegi k yara tbha ho gye
vatan nu aake vekh yara de v do-do vihya ho gye.

Larkay ne paindo larki se pocha

Larkay ne paindo larki se pocha:

facebook use karti ho ??
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Larki: Nahi mara rang wase e chitta a….:-(

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Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Vari varsi khatan gya tay

Vari varsi khatan gya tay

khat k lyanda Pjama,

Jera aae msg parh k pangra na pavay O

Apni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mama,,
ha ha ha

Josh nal pao pangraaa…

William Sastapairs

William Sastapairs

‘chawal’ frndz r always ‘chawal’.
They receive many msgs but they send ‘ikka dukka’
Msgs in a week
Actually they r spacial kind of ‘chawals’.
They becom more ‘dheet’ after a lot of ‘bisti’.
They r bhikari infront of frndz bt very Sakhee 4 their grlfrnds.
Tutt painay never eat sharam:-

Punjabi Cultural Tappy

Punjabi Cultural Tappy

Woman: kothy ty Aa Mahiya

Milna ta mil aa k nahe ty Khasmaa nu Khaa Mahiya

Man: ki lena ay Mitraan to

Milan tey Aa javaan Dar lagda ay Chhitraan to

W: tusi Kaaly kaaly O

Kuj tey Sharam kro Dhiyan Putraan waly O

M: Sary (audiance) Dand paye Kadhdy ney

Asi tenu Changy Lagdy Sady Dheeyan Putt Wad,dy ny

W: Baaghy wich Aaya karo,

jado asi So jaiye tusi Makhiyan uraya karo

M: Tusi Roz Nahaaya karo,

Makhiyan to Dardy O Gurr thora Khaaya karo

M&W: Peeng pyar di Paavaan gy

Hun asi mil gaye aan Geet pyar dy Gaawaan gy.

Fees maafi di darkhwast

Fees maafi di darkhwast:

To
Da principal,
High school
X.Y.Z.

Sir,
Gal eh ha k mere abby ny menu fees 500RS. Diti c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.5o da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.dostan ne shart lai c k ohda sirf MATH waly sir nal chakar ay pr ohda te tohady naal v chakr nikal aya! main hun kangla ho gya wa ty ais lae fees maaf kiti javy

ain nwazish hove gi..

1 sharif std-;-)

0nce dere was a pukha

0nce dere was a pukha kutta.

He was very pukha.

He phiring loor loor.

He dekhya the sh0p of chacha kareem.

He chuking one boti from dere, and nas gya.

Jab he guzra from naalay alay pul to.

He saw aik hor kutta.

He became very shoda.

His soch was very kutiyan aali.

He phonkia on him & His apni v boti dig gayee.

MORAL:
jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a, ona nal v kutay aali hondi ay :-)
.-””’-.
( ‘?’ )
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st dont be unhappy

“Just don’t be unhappy my soul, sweet heart….
I shall have to leave this universe one day, sweet heart”

english version nahi samjhay. ok, ye lo original punjabi version:

“AAWAIEN russya na kar meri jaan sajna,

IK din chhad jana hay jahan sajna…”

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