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AdaLat mAi kUcH PoLiTiCaL qAiDi tHAy JiN kO bGaIr wAjA k pAkRa hUa tHa..
SaB aRaM sE bEtHy tHAy k sHoR pEdA hUa aUr AnGrAiZ jUdGe AayA..
TaMaM kHaRe hO gAyE bUt 1 bA-rOuB shAKs kUrSi Pe bEtHa rAhA..
JudgE nE gUsE sE uS sE kUrSi cHeN'nE kA oRdEr dIA.
UnHu nE khUd kUrSi utHA k pHeNk dI aUr zAmEeN pE bEtH gAyE aUr kAhA:
"kurSi chEn'ne waLe zaLiM,kyA ALLAH ki zAmEeN b chEn Lo gAy"
jUdGe wAs v MucH sUrpRisEd...
YeH aZeEm sHaKs "MOLANA MUHAMMAD ALI JOHAR" tHy..
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"The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We can see in which category our leaders fall)
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.
Nikita Khrushchev
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The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
"The Politician"
It's Two Steps Forward,
One Step Backward
And Then
A Sidestep ;-> :
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Hum to Assambly tootne ka sun rahe the FARAZ
Musharraf to Resign de kar chala gaya
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??"Dream L?nd Sacratch Card"??
"Gr?nd PR?ZE"
American Visa+Green Card
4 Whol? Family.
"BUMPER PrIZE"
Aatay Ki 100 Boriaan Bilkul Muft.
"SUPERB PrIZE"
GOVeRNmENT Department Me Job.
"4RTH PRIZE"
400 Litr Petrol Free
"5TH PRIZE"
24 Hrs Light Suply Till Loadsheding.
Hurry Up. . .
Note:
U Can Purchase
"Scratch Cardz"
Frm All Those Branches Where
"RASHAN CARDS"
Are Available.
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Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila?
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PPP New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na
Makaan
Mang
Raha Hai Lite Insan . . . ;->
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Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?
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Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya
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