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Pathan ki shairi....
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Cigrette se bhi mehenga naswaar hogaya hai :-D :P
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Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :
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Pathan Passport banwane gya
Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do
Pathan: Kal tum ne ham ko bola tha K "NADRA"
ka le kr aao
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Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi sone ki cheez 2.
Pathan: Ye lo takkia or so jao. :-)
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1 PaThAn 'MuRdAy' K LeYa KaFaN LaYnAy GyA,ShOp WaLe Ne UsE KaPrA DyA,PaThAn Ne KuCh PoChA JiSe SuN K ShOp WaLa BEHOSH HoGyA
PaThAn:Is Me AuR CoLoRs DiKhAo
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Surveys by 1.Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeat by force. 2. By American General in 2004, we are fighting a meaning less war against the rocks. 3. By indian General in 1965, If there was no NWFP province in pakistan. I am sure that there would be no pakistan on the map of the world. Proud to "pukhtun" as a part f this Nation on this world.../
PukhtUn Z¡Nda-bAd..:-*
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Pathans Are Fools?
Lets See;
1. A Fool Cant Make An Itomic Bomb;
Abdul Qadir Khan Did It.
2.A Fool Cant Win Da World Cups;
Imran Khan & Yunas Khan Did It!
3. A Fool Cant Fly A Jet;
Saba Khan:) Being Da First Female Pilot In Da Pakstan Air Force, Did It!
3.A Fool Cant Go 2 Space, Abdul Ahad Momand(1988, Vid His Russian Colleagues, Talkd In Pashto 2 Hs Mother & Da Afghan President ,From Space) Did It!
4. A Fool Cant B A Squash Champion;
Hashim Khan
Jahangir & Janshir khan, Did It.
5. A Fool Cant Create A Country, Ahmad Shah Durani (Afghanistan), Did It!
6. A Fool Cant Rule Da Film Industry;
Da Khans Of Bolywud Did It!
7.A fool Cant Defeat Da Super Powers, Pathans Did It.
8.A Fool Cant B Da President Of Pakistan;
Ayub khan, Is'haq Khan & Yahya Khan Did It.
If anyone stil thinks tht pathans r fool thn let decide others tht who r fools?
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Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui
Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??
Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao...!!
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Pathan: mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena.
Naukr:lekn mjeh to time dekhna nhi ata.
Pathan:o yara tm jaga dena time mai khud dekh lega.
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PhAtAn bAnK LoOTnE gYa wAhAN gUn dEkHa kAr sArA PaIsA LoOT lIyA......
PeR Us k HaTh kUcH nAi aYa...
Q k SArE pAiSe uS Ne mAnAgeR KO dIyE aUr kAhA,"sArE pAiSE mErE AccOuNt mEiN JaMa kAr dO" ...=P;->
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