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Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
"Dont Use mobile here"

Pathan ny mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar k kaha
"Dont Call Me Now"

 

A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There's A Difference Of 10 Days B/w Two Occasion. Barat & Valima. . .

Bride's Frnd Askd Her Mother: Why There Was Such Big Gap. . ? ?

Bride's Mother Innocently Rplied: Abhi Kia Kare Ni Doolha Ko "HOLE" Hi Nahi Mila Tha Ni Tou Valima Kese Hota. . . :d

Hole = HaLL ;->

 

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?
ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS le Gai,
TO is ne Kaha: YA ALLAH meNe TO ye PUCHA thA KON si Deg MITHEE ya NAMKIN ;->

 

Bhai: Baji parda karo, Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!

Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo, Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai.... ;->

 



 
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