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Pathan thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".
So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :D
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1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
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Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
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Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network
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5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,
eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?
PHaTaNoN nE kAha :
Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)
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Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
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Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
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Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz
Pathan: 80 KG
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Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?
Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.
Pathan: To phir anda bana don... ;->
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Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.
1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.
Dr: wat problm.
Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho... ;->
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