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Janana Nan Mey Pa Sangal Oda Ka,
Daa Naqarara Zra May Pa Sa Chal Oda Ka,
Ka Ta Sharmigy Kher Dy Za Ba Darsham,
Daa Mor Ao Plar Dy Pa Sa Chal Oda Ka...
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Policeman: Tum Ne Beech Road Pe Bus Q Rok Di?
Pathan: Hum Shehr Me Naya Aya Hy Mgr Qanoon Nhi Torta, Wo Samne Dkho Likha Hy ''Bus Stop'' Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->
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Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye.
Us ne baap ki photo qabrastan main ek tree pr laga di aur us k neeche likh dia
"coming soon"
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Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar naswar to deja,
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Pa thir omar ka arman rashi no sa..Pas da marga ka janan rashi no sa..Che golona da uboo da lasa uch shi.. Pa shebu ka bia baran rashi no sa,,
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Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai
na jali
dosri jalai
na jali
tisri tili jalai
wo jal gai
to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di
aur bola
ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun
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teacher: "sara sub larkon se baat krti hai"
btao is sentence mai sara kya hai.??
Pathan Students:
sir sara BIGAIRAT hai..
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Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara?
Pathan : Pta Nhi, Wo Bola " Mere Pait Mai Chuhe
Kood Rhe Hai ".
" To Meine Use
Chuhe Maarne Ki DAWA Khila Di... :p ;->
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Polio team; Darwaze par Bachey hain?
Pathan; Beta pistal aur cartoos lay ao.
Polio team bhagte huwey pichey say awaz aiee, tehro ye mere bacho k name hain...!
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1st pthan 2 2nd: Eid ki nmaz prhny q ni aya
2nd: my a rha tha k rsty my he log nmaz prhty dekhy, whi prh li. Ajib nmaz thi, 1 bnda so rha tha, us k pichy sb prh rhy thy r koi sjda b ni tha.
1st: khocha tu jnaza prh k a gya hy!
2nd: kya bat krta hy, my sb ko mbark bad bhi dy k a gya... ;->
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