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pathan vs sardar Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ? Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata. Pathan: To phir anda bana don... ;->   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 163 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 143   doctor ne pathan Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega. 1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee. Dr: wat problm. Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho... ;->   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 274 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 321   qarzehasna kisay kehte hain Teacher: "Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"? Pathan: "Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 163 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 61   pathan ki tang me gehra Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage'nge Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga? Nurse:3000 Pathan:tanka lgwana hy Karhai nhi karwani =P ;)   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1200   allah k nam pr kch de do Bhikari: ALLAH k nam pr kch de do. Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola: kia tmhary pas 50 hai? Bhikari: khushi se g hain Pathan: to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 169 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 372   a pathan teacher gives A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students, Last bench students: We are not able to hear you SIR, Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 260   1 pathan angoor bech raha 1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai. Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 158 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 282   mere mohalley wale bohat Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun? Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 135 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 212   muhammad gul khan zai Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k me kun he? Aadmi dar gaya aur khada raha Next stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mangi Pathan ne phr bharm karwaya Us ne pathan ko pakd lia aur kaha bta to kun he? Pathan:muhammad gul khan zai.   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 323 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 154   gul khan tum class mein Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)   Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) Characters : 150 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 172 Sponsored Links

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