Eyes

Dont place me in ur eyes, i may fall as a tear place me in ur heart so that every beat reminds u dat this friend is always there 4 u

Naam

Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai. @??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya

Ulloo

Ulloo k pathey gadhey k buchey kuttey k pilley jab chotey hotey hain to kitney piyarey hotey hain

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Muna Bhai to circuit

Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…??? Muna Bhai: simple…. Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!

Vo aaj

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Apun ek sher

Apun ek sher bolega.Charon taraf Chand bekher raha hai Light, @??Bole tu hogai hai Nite,band kerne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight,?Bole tu…Gud Nite..?

DAMAGH

Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko"DAMAGH" kehte hain.

1 larka tha diwana Ca

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?

Doctor

Ek sher doctor ki zubani:

Hoon main doctor jahan,

meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,

mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

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Diwana Ladkr

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?