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Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib...
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi... ;->
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School teacher: What do you call a man who doesn't use CONDOMS . . . ?
All students simultenously shouted . .
...DADDY..
Daddy.. Daddy :-D
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Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.
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Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di,
Klark ne application form parha or kaha;-
"apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai,
Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay Wafat Paa Gaye,
Aurat Ne Bhi Takulafana Jawab Dia,
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"G Main To Abhi Zinda Hoon"
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Medical Science says
tight clothing stops circulation
bt the truth is
tighter a woman's clothin,
more the circulation in man's body! ;->
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Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher nahi tha.
Principal entered n asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hay?
8 larkian sharmatay huay:
Sir hamara...
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Ek larka apne papa se: "papa main ne bhi apni shadi pe kanjrian nachani hein aapki tarhan"
Papa: "Kutey deya putra o terian phuphian sn"
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Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban
Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya?
Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.
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Thought Of D Day
Never Hold Ur Farts In.
Dey Travel Up
Ur Spine,
In 2 Ur Brain
N Thats Where U
Get Shitty Ideas
From!
So Blast 2 GLORY!
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Teacher: wat is difference b/w
1. Call girl
2. Girl frnd
3. Wife?
Student:
1. Prepaid
2. Post paid
3. Zong (1 no free sari Life, raat 12 se subah 7 tak)
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