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Kehtay Hain: "Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!"
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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"3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.
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Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How.?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell.?
Raghu:10yrs ago,In d History Class... ;->
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A Beautiful Statement written inside Men's Toilet :
The Future of our Country is now in your Hands! ;->
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Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
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PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo maray wo fresh,
Jo songay wo crash,
Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy
Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,
Kabi poooon,
Kabi paaaan,
Kabi padar padar niklta ha,
Ktna surela hota ha kabi to lambi seti b bjata ha,
Kabi akelay men kabi mehfil men nikl jata ha,
Akelay ke tou khayr hai mgr mehfil men tanha kar jata hai,
Kabi tou aysa sarata hai k naak k baal jala dayta hai,
Aur kabi dosto ke tarha hawa main he ghul mil jata hai
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most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai,
paani ke bina tu tatti se libre chuttarh dho nahi sakti....
mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti!!!
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Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines day she will give you good news on Mothers day and u will have childrens on Childrens day Don't try this at everyone otherwise u will have bad news on
1st December (aids day)
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Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,
Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,
Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai....
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Heights Of Patriotism :
U sitting on an English toilet
in Pakistani style.
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The Beauty of English:
Ever noticed how deleting 1 word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story..?
E.G.
Oh UMAiR please dont touch me at all.!
Oh UMAiR please dont touch me at
Oh UMAiR please dont touch me
Oh UMAiR please dont touch
Oh UMAiR please dont
Oh UMAiR please
Oh UMAiR
Ohhh
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