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Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D
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Pathan Humesha Rait ki ßori Cycle k Peche Rakh kar ßorder Cross karta
ßohat !)afa Check karne Par ß ßorder Force ko kabhi kuch Na Mila
Akhir 1 !)in ßorder Force Walon Ne khan ko Rok kar kaha: Hum Tumhain kabi Nai Rokain Ga ßatao Tum Aakhir kis Chez ki Smuggling kartay Ho?
Khan: Cycles ki :)
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Ek pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh raha tha b.v na pocha k ya bomb kis liya
Pathan:agar ya haar gay to puri team ko bomb sa ura do ga
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Sana mai Aj tm sy nhe Mil sakta,
Pehly b abu ny Mjy pkr lia tha tmhary sath,
Or Ab agr tumhari ami ny pkr Lia to wo mUjy mar daly ge,
Es sy behter hai k tm apny bhai jo is wqt sms parh rha hai os ko smjao k behnoi k love letter nahe parhty... =P
..Happy SALA Day..
;->
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=Oye sms parnay walay.
Teri to ?
Teri to ?
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ARE HAN TERI TOyad SATAWy.
I Miss YOU.
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Bacha Mis Se
Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Mis Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.
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Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy
Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)
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Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
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BOY:
Its just a formality, but I still ask
"can I marry ur Daughter"
FATHER:
'Who told u its just a formality'?
BOY:
"The Gynaechologist:-
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PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza hota hai.to sub se pyar lena chaiye.
William Nargis!
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