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1 murghi super market

Posted by admin in Naughty SMS ( Characters : 163 | SMS Length : 2 )

1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena
Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?

Murghi: q k murgha ne bola hai darling! 5 rupay k liye apna figure khrab mat kro

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